Excuse me, your unicorn keeps shitting in my back yard, can he please not? | Aral Balkan

The matrix is inverted and my teddy bear is spying on me. Why am I covered in unicorn shit?… I was only browsing the web. No, I do not want another cookie. Why are you feeding me cookies? Is that my treadmill? Am I the milk of magnesia to your unicorn’s constipation? How can you hear me when I’m not saying anything? I can’t seem to look away. Hello, White Man on the Cloud! Why can He see me, but I can’t see Him? Who, exactly, is getting smarter about whom? And why is Oettinger’s donut so red?


  3 comments for “Excuse me, your unicorn keeps shitting in my back yard, can he please not? | Aral Balkan

  1. mick
    November 2, 2016 at 21:50

    You can’t hack a book. Buy your 19 70s 1980s reference books history books no one can alter them. No one can change the text to suit a story for today’s excuse.

  2. marfree
    November 7, 2016 at 02:16

    The dichotomy of Snowden, notice the zombie haircuts.

  3. NYDOUGH
    November 9, 2016 at 12:25

    FB next to go down really. Terrorist network

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